The Absolute Worst of Everything

Worst Warning Label

doorsfan — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:28:38 +0000

Actual warning label from $5 skateboard purchased at flea market in Mount Dora, Florida . . .
Source: www.alternativereel.com

Worst Flying Piranha Movie

doorsfan — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:02:59 +0000

“. . . without a doubt, the finest flying piranha movie ever made.”
—Director James Cameron, on Piranha 2: The Spawning, 1981

Worst Movie Starring a Stand-Up Comedian

doorsfan — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:58:36 +0000

Chairman of the Board [1998] stars Carrot Top as a surfer/inventor who inherits a billionaire’s company. The movie, which cost an estimated $10 million, earned just $306,710 at the box office. Jack Warden and Courtney Thorne-Smith co-star in this turkey.

Worst Ranked Movie on Rotten Tomatoes

doorsfan — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:52:50 +0000

Rotten Tomatoes ranked Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [2002] No. 1 among its “Worst of the Worst” movie list. Visit Rotten Tomatoes for the full review.

Worst Jamie Kennedy Movie

doorsfan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:16:07 +0000

“Okay, I’m just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.” Son of the Mask [2005] was nominated for eight Razzie Awards and took home the award for “Worst Remake or Sequel.” Honestly, I think Jamie Kennedy is funny as shit but I just want to get interviewed for Heckler 2!

Worst Freudian Slip by a Sports Reporter

doorsfan — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:56:15 +0000

Sounds like this courtside reporter had a little more on her mind than NBA basketball . . . Way to go!

Worst Fast Food Training Video

doorsfan — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:24:40 +0000

’80s Wendy’s rap video! “Now workin’ the grill, Bill, it ain’t so tough! But first of all, you gotta check your stuff!”

Worst Theme Park

doorsfan — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:02:42 +0000

Fantazy Land, Alexandria, Egypt [Read the full review]

Worst Dog Food Commercial

doorsfan — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:16:55 +0000

Who thought up this 1975 Gravy Train commercial? And what kind of drugs were involved?

Worst Beatles Cover

doorsfan — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:02:06 +0000

Fat Russian sailor sings “Let It Be.” This is like watching a train wreck. Fascinating!