Archive for the Worst Movie Category

Worst Flying Piranha Movie

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , on April 8, 2009 by doorsfan

“. . . without a doubt, the finest flying piranha movie ever made.”
—Director James Cameron, on Piranha 2: The Spawning, 1981

Worst Movie Starring a Stand-Up Comedian

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , , on March 31, 2009 by doorsfan

Chairman of the Board [1998] stars Carrot Top as a surfer/inventor who inherits a billionaire’s company. The movie, which cost an estimated $10 million, earned just $306,710 at the box office. Jack Warden and Courtney Thorne-Smith co-star in this turkey.

Worst Ranked Movie on Rotten Tomatoes

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , on March 25, 2009 by doorsfan

Rotten Tomatoes ranked Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [2002] No. 1 among its “Worst of the Worst” movie list. Visit Rotten Tomatoes for the full review.

Worst Jamie Kennedy Movie

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , on March 23, 2009 by doorsfan

“Okay, I’m just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.” Son of the Mask [2005] was nominated for eight Razzie Awards and took home the award for “Worst Remake or Sequel.” Honestly, I think Jamie Kennedy is funny as shit but I just want to get interviewed for Heckler 2!

Worst Movie Scenes

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , , , , on March 12, 2009 by doorsfan

Six Categories of Bad: “Worst Death Scene,” “Worst Stunt,” “Worst Reaction,” “Worst Acting Ever,” “Most Random Line Ever” and “Worst CGI.” Enjoy!

Worst Movie About Giant Mutant Rabbits

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2009 by doorsfan

“Attention! Attention! . . . There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!” In Night of the Lepus [1972], the National Guard is called out to battle giant four-foot-tall Easter bunnies. The stellar cast includes Stuart (Guyana: Cult of the Damned) Whitman, Janet (Psycho) Leigh, DeForest (“Bones”) Kelley and Rory (Motel Hell) Calhoun.

Worst Movie Based on the Jonestown Massacre

Posted in Worst Movie with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 4, 2009 by doorsfan

Guyana: Cult of the Damned [1979]: No, this isn’t the critically acclaimed Jim Jones biopic starring Emmy Award winner Powers Boothe. In this ludicrous, slapped-together flick, Stuart Whitman stars as “Jim Johnson,” a drug-crazed evangelist who leads his flock to ruin in the jungles of Guyana. Believe it or not, this piece of shit stars such name actors as Joseph Cotten and Yvonne DeCarlo. Also known as Guyana: Crime of the Century.