“. . . without a doubt, the finest flying piranha movie ever made.”
—Director James Cameron, on Piranha 2: The Spawning, 1981
Chairman of the Board  stars Carrot Top as a surfer/inventor who inherits a billionaire’s company. The movie, which cost an estimated $10 million, earned just $306,710 at the box office. Jack Warden and Courtney Thorne-Smith co-star in this turkey.
Rotten Tomatoes ranked Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever  No. 1 among its “Worst of the Worst” movie list. Visit Rotten Tomatoes for the full review.
“Okay, I’m just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.” Son of the Mask  was nominated for eight Razzie Awards and took home the award for “Worst Remake or Sequel.” Honestly, I think Jamie Kennedy is funny as shit but I just want to get interviewed for Heckler 2!
Six Categories of Bad: “Worst Death Scene,” “Worst Stunt,” “Worst Reaction,” “Worst Acting Ever,” “Most Random Line Ever” and “Worst CGI.” Enjoy!
“Attention! Attention! . . . There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!” In Night of the Lepus , the National Guard is called out to battle giant four-foot-tall Easter bunnies. The stellar cast includes Stuart (Guyana: Cult of the Damned) Whitman, Janet (Psycho) Leigh, DeForest (“Bones”) Kelley and Rory (Motel Hell) Calhoun.
Guyana: Cult of the Damned : No, this isn’t the critically acclaimed Jim Jones biopic starring Emmy Award winner Powers Boothe. In this ludicrous, slapped-together flick, Stuart Whitman stars as “Jim Johnson,” a drug-crazed evangelist who leads his flock to ruin in the jungles of Guyana. Believe it or not, this piece of shit stars such name actors as Joseph Cotten and Yvonne DeCarlo. Also known as Guyana: Crime of the Century.